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doujinshi:

doujinshi:

ariana looks at pete with the same devotion bottoms look at their top once they’ve done the bare minimum

pikminlesbian:

Rabbit on the left: *is a rabbit*

mystical creature on the right: CHOHOHHOHHOCHOHOHH

officialfennec:

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

calellon:

sexysuggestion:

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”

Originally posted by bitchygay

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

me,at a clothes store: excuse me, how much are these pants?

employee: oh theyre 19.99 :)

me: dam…..didnt realize I was at the Gucci store…..

sexanax:

sir before i suck ur dick what is ur moon and rising sign

juststemthings:

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

dragongf:

me when its pride month and ppl tell me i cant do something

str8s:

me after walking into a store during pride month and finding out they still expect me to pay for things

preach:

source

hogieblue:

cubvet:

homo-nerd-grizz:

zacharydiary:

forza-tricolor:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lol

White Gays: Asians can’t top

White Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black woman

White Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no beaners

Gay PoC: This is why you’re problematic to the gay community

White Gays: 

So accurate tho.

95% Grindr gays

96% tumblr gays

100% men.com

Let’s just say it, White Gays are the worst.

roxanna-hardplace:

stranger on phone: “I’ll be there in like 5 minutes, 10 tops”

nearby gays: “10 tops?!”

slimetony:

slimetony:

if i get shot do i own the bullet

can i keep it

poet1callywett:

im-prada–u-nada:

theshitneyspears:

Me at 2 AM: I’m bored

My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?

Me:

so accurate lmao

Makes sense 🙃

theshitneyspears:

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you
him: and then?
me after I nut:

im-the-batmann:

earthnation:

aquus:

earthnation:

aquus:

earthnation:

aquus:

earthnation:

*open rp*

EARTH NO!!!

DONT fuck with Galactic Empress Reba

reba-san… i cannot allow you to proceed no matter what!

i applaud your moxie young lady but…

do you really think you have the power to stop me!?

i know you’re powerful reba..and to be honest..im afraid…scared to death even…

but then i realized something! life is scary sometimes! hard even! and sometimes you’ll have nowhere to go!

but as long as you have good friends who love you by your side…as long as you have someone to fight for..theres no way you can lose!

we’ve been charged with protecting this world..its people..their feelings…are all in our hearts!

CRESCENT BEAM SHOWER!

now if you’re done with these little games…

THEN PERISH SAILOR MOON

Bitch, that wasn’t even me

silenthill:

we have nothein… i’m hengry as heil…